charity.

nows your chance to give to a worthy cause, dig deep and really put your money into something wonderful. ME!!
living off $20 dollars a week and saving everything else that i earn is harder than i thought!! i need to get out of this country in december and your the person to help me!!
arrghhh!!! even just give me a second job!! or sell me a winning lottery ticket??
or if you work for an airline, give me free flights!! i need this bad, so come on come on come on and help me out!!